Oopsie, Put it in Reverse!

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IMG_0500.JPGDarling Prairie Dogs!

My assistant was helping me with that last correspondence, since I was ordering pizza for lunch! Anywho, she reversed the linkage for my quality shows on the West Coast!

I was notified by an alert fan! Thank goodness I accepted the charges!

So I’m notifying all of you in case you’re ordering on your computers. And I hope you will pre-order, because then I know you’re coming and I won’t worry! Tickets also make great gifts for Christmas, Kwanzaa, Ramadan, or Chanukah (Jewish Xmas)!

So here are the corrected linkages for:

  • San Diego at Martinis Above Fourth on Wed & Thurs, Oct. 26 & 27.
  • Palm Springs at the fabulous Camelot Theatres on Sat, Nov. 5th for Pride Weekend!

Hope to see you all California fruits and nuts real soon!
XO and one for “you-know-who”!
Miss R

 

San Diego & Palm Springs Here I Come!

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On my way … by land & by sea!

Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!

What happened to summer?!? I think it’s gone! But don’t worry, as I have many, many exciting plans for the autumn season starting in San Diego & a cruise ship & Palm Springs & Puerto Vallarta … whew, I’m gotta start paddling faster!

First of all, thank you to all who made this summer at the Crown & Blue Moon & Maine Street a lovely time. My campaign for the White House was well received and I can’t wait for election day. Whenever that is!

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Everybody loves bananas, grab one!

Now my journey West is so special because I get to wear my two-piece. It doesn’t work everywhere, but someone how the fruits and nuts in California find it appealing – wink, wink!

Of course I’ll be shedding my fruit for more fancy attire in San Diego at Martinis’ Above Fourth on Wed & Thur, Oct. 26-27th, and in Palm Springs at the Camelot on Sat, Nov. 5th! Those are campaign stops for me.

Click here for tickets to Martinis or here for the Camelot. Or check out my date book! I want to see everyone and I want everyone to see me!

Then after all that, I’m home for the holidays! Yes, I’m back in Richfield, as I do my holiday show at the Illusion Theater on 6th & Hennepin in downtown Minneapolis the first three weekends in December.

Such a joy to be home and decorate my trailer for the holidays! It’s not quite as much work these days now that I leave the lights up year around!

XO and one for Jesus!
Miss R ’81

Let’s Go Shopping!

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Start your holiday shopping early!

Start your holiday shopping early!

Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!

I have the answer to all of your shopping needs – birthdays, Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Flag Day, Valentine’s Day, Passover, Arbor Day, Easter, and Ramadan! Everything you could ever want is now available at the Miss Richfield 1981 Store!

That’s right, I’m for sale! I’m hoping this additional revenue stream soon will end my regular diet of cat food. Although the Cat Chow Indoor Tuna flavor warmed on a Ritz Cracker can be surprisingly satisfying late at night!

Anywho, I’ve got bobble heads, CD’s, magnets, coasters and holiday ornaments!

It all started in a darling store in Ptown, Urban Man Made at 184 Commercial St.(the old Marc Jacobs space). This amazing store sponsored my show this summer and offered to sell these wonderful items. But the store is much more than that – so you must stop and brows while you’re in Ptown.

Yet I know not all my fans have money, so if you can’t make it to the Cape, then you can just click on the link to the right of this letter, or click here and have me with you always! So don’t delay and wait until you’re stuck buying flowers or wine or the usual crap …

… shop Richfield! Now!

XO and one for Jesus,
Miss R

 

The Campaign Continues!

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Bobble Head Richfield

Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!

I am taking my campaign “Red Lips to the White House” on the road this summer to Ptown, Ogunquit, and Rehoboth Beach, eventually heading west this fall to Palm Springs!

It’s going very well and I’m finding people are wanting another choice in the presidential race. I’ve already taped one of those fancy films about my life, which I’ll be putting on AM radio soon.

Next on my list is to find a vice president!

But before I pick a candidate, I’m trying to find out what the vice president does. It seems to be a low profile job and I think the VP needs to find their own housing in Washington DC. At any rate, I’m hoping to find someone who can help me move my trailer to a grassy spot behind the White House!

I think driving my home from Richfield to Washington will be easier than boxing everything up!

All in all, this is getting expensive and you know most of the time I’m paid in drink tickets. So I have lovely items I’m selling at my shows and a fashionable Ptown retailer, Urban Man Made! Among the treasures are bobble heads, CDs, magnets and coasters.

See my calendar for campaign stops!

XO and one for Jesus!
Miss R

Heading to the Islands!

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My GayshaHello to all my darling prairie dogs!

I’m off to Tahiti! Being that I’m not great with directions, I’m bringing my Oriental best, along with a set of maracas and my yellow sombrero. You just never know and I want to be prepared!

So much is happening as I wrap up my spring tour through Puerto Vallarta, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta and New York to name a few of my favorite places. I adore travel to such exotic locales, but now I must look forward to Provincetown and Rehoboth Beach and Ogunquit – all my summer haunts!

I’ll be bringing my new show “Red Lips to the White House” along with me to all of these places because I need more votes. Thank goodness that The Donald is making a few mistakes along the way. He certainly has made some crazy comments about Mexicans, Muslims, abortion, women and war – all issues I avoid because there are too many opinions!

I’ve been keeping my campaign focused on me, a subject I find a lot of agreement on – once people know who I am.

Running for office is tough and expensive! So I’m just trying to get money wherever I can. Like the other day in New York City, I was getting my sweater out of a locker at the Port Authority and ran into a swarthy fellow in a long robe. He offered me $5 to take his package onto the bus for New Jersey.

Of course I said I could not, as that is prohibited! But then he showed me it was only an alarm clock and a set of nunchucks. Unfortunately I was only going as far as Hoboken and he wanted it delivered to someplace closer to Newark. The worse part was that he insisted on getting his $5 back.

Watch for me in Ptown, Reho and Ogunquit this summer! And buy tickets! I need more campaign money!

XO and one for Jesus,
Miss R

Getting New Advice for the New Year!

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Me & my political advisor

Happy New Year to all my darling prairie dogs!

It’s new, new, new here in Richfield! It’s a new year with a new show in new places! I hope you’ll be joining me as I motor across the country this winter and spring, eventually landing in Ptown for the summer!

My show, “Red Lips to the White House” is a bit political in nature. So I gave a jingle to a friend in Washington DC and he offered some advice about how to make the show interesting without taking sides. I find it so off-putting when people always want their way and see no other side to the problems we are facing today.

I want my new show to center on the words of Jesus, “Can’t we all just get along?” (That may have been Rodney King, but I think he originally got it from Jesus.)

Anyway, I’ll be heading out the door of my trailer soon and want to see all of you in Atlanta, New York, Ft. Lauderdale and of course, Atlantis Events, as I bring my message of hope & beauty to the world!

XO and one for Jesus,
Miss R

Ready to Hit the Road!

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Ready to roll!

Ready to roll!

Hi Dee Ho to all my darling prairie dogs!

As you can see, I’m ready to get back on the road after a lovely season in Ptown.

All of you who visited me this summer know that the town was filled to the brim with fun crowds, amazing entertainers and beautiful weather! I also made many appearances at the Blue Moon in Rehoboth Beach and the Cutting Room in NYC.

One of the many thrills this summer was sharing my stage with Broadway legends Barbara Cook and Shirley Jones, along with Jennifer Holiday and Billy Porter. Being a popular and successful bingo gal, I know how challenging life-on-the-road can be, so I did what I could to help and left my make-up drawer open. Interesting that only Billy took advantage of that. I’m not sure what he used, but I think he looked better than ever under those exceptionally bright Ptown lights!

But enough of the past! I need to prepare for my future dates in Chicago, San Diego, and my Atlantis Events cruise and resort week in Puerto Vallarta.

I’ll also be launching my holiday show, “Christmas Cone of Silence” at the Illusion Theater in Minneapolis the first 3 weekends of December. Tickets are already on sale. And I make my annual holiday trip to Rehoboth Beach and Ptown right after Christmas for special shows.

So keep your eyes open and I hope to see you at one of these exciting events!

XO and one for Jesus,
Miss R