Celebrating Summer & Planning My Fall!

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Billie Jean & Ilana & me!

Billie Jean & Ilana & me!

Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!

I am celebrating a fabulous summer as I leave old Cape Cod, Rehoboth Beach and Portsmouth! Many thanks to those who visited and saw my quality program “Play With My Poodle.”

The audience prize, however, goes to my new friends Billie Jean and Ilana. What a thrill to have a couple of athletic, well-toned gals, like myself, attend the show. I offered to sneak them in for free, because I can’t imagine playing tennis pays very well, but they insisted on buying tickets!

Other than Billie and Ilana, it was pretty much the ordinary riff raff from New Jersey, Long Island, Springfield, Northampton, Philly, and always my fans from Newton (Shalom!) – all of whom I adore!

As I prepare to leave this sleepy fishing village, I realize it’s time to update you on my fall agenda. I will be touring to Chicago, Philadelphia, San Francisco, LA, Palm Springs – and of course, my dear, fun Atlantis cruise and Puerto Vallarta resort events!

Check out the date book to see where the Greyhound takes me next!

XO and one for Jesus,

Miss R

Beauty On the Beach!

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Which is the real beauty queen?!?

Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!

I’m loving the sunshine, sea & sand, as I frolic in my two-piece and celebrate summer in Ptown, Rehoboth Beach and Portsmouth. What a lucky lady!

This amazing sand monument was crafted earlier in May on the beaches of Cancun, where the Mexicans do such a professional and thorough job. And as flattered as I was at the precision of this sculpture, I think it makes me look a bit heavy. But I didn’t complain, since no one would understand me!

Now speaking of beaches, I’ll be enjoying a lot of them this summer and hope you are planning to join me up and down the Eastern Seaboard. I never tire of this work in such lovely surroundings with such lovely people.

And please, please don’t let the weather scare you. It’s been a crazy winter and spring! Just follow my lead – put on your yellow slicker, wear your highest shoes, pull the chinstrap down, so your hair doesn’t fly off and head into the fresh ocean wind like Jesus is blowing in your face!

XO and one for Jesus!

Miss R

Ptown show tickets now on sale!

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Rainbows are everywhere in Ptown

Rainbows are everywhere in Ptown!

Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!

Today I sit at my kitchen table, sipping a re-warmed cup of Sanka and eating the other half of a Danish from yesterday, as I watch the ice melting off my trailer! There is nothing better than hearing the sheets of frozen water slide down the aluminum roof and smash onto the cinder blocks at my front door.

It’s springtime in Richfield! Now I must take the plastic off the windows, tune up the Huffy 3-speed, and take down the Nativity scene from the front hitch of my home.

It also means that the ladies at A Mighty Fortress Is Our God Lutheran Church in Richfield, my home congregation, will purchase a Greyhound Bus ticket for Ptown – one way! It’s strange that this annual tradition seems to bring them as much joy as it does me – and I’m the only one who’s leaving!

Tickets are on sale now for my new show, “Play With My Poodle,” at the Crown & Anchor in the Paramount from Memorial Day until the middle of September! Good heavens, I’d stay longer, but generally I’m so homesick for Richfield that I must get back by October before the first snow fall.

So please keep an eye out in the next week or so, as I’ll be jotting notices and details of other favorite summer activities! I’ll be at the Blue Moon in Rehoboth Beach 3 times this summer, a couple dates at the Music Hall Loft in Portsmouth, and singing with the Twin Cities Gay Men’s Chorus too! More details on each of those special places and faces later!

XO and one to Jesus!

Miss R

Poodlin’ it Up!

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Image 1Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!

Good news to report from Richfield, as I’m just launching my brand new show! “Play with My Poodle” will be coming your way soon.

Working on a new show is so exciting and such a great way to start out a new year, after spending a traditional holiday season here in Richfield. Our first-ring suburb has become a many-colored-quilt, so we celebrate all the Christmases – the Chanukah, the Kwanzaii, and recently a healthy Ramadan contingent brings a Muslim Christmas to the local streets. It’s all fun until someone starts counting backwards!

I marked my New Year with a resolution to find a man! So this year’s show is based on finding Mr. Richfield, Mr. Right or Mr. Right Now! We’ll see who shows up!

I’m so excited to be traveling again with Atlantis Events, as well as making stops in Philly, DC, Chicago, then starting my summer in Rehoboth Beach, DE, at the Blue Moon and doing an all-summer extravaganza with my pals at the Crown & Anchor in Ptown!

I’m also joining the Twin Cities Gay Men’s Chorus for a June Pride concert back in Minnie! Whew! I gotta get my beauty rest, which means I should have gone to bed in 1978. Such fun! Such a joy! I hope you’ll consult my calendar for details and tickets!

XO and one for Jesus!

Miss R

Cruisin’ with Modest Friends!

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Modest friends!

Everybody sails on Carnival!

Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!

I’m in the midst of a glorious time in Mexico! I love it south of the border, where the Mexican folk always have the welcome mat out – occasionally no door – but always a mat.

This is my favorite time of year with two weeks at a lovely resort in Puerto Vallarta and one week on a homo cruise to God-knows-where with Atlantis Events!

Then I get home to celebrate a traditional Richfield Thanksgiving! Then my Illusion Theater holiday show! Then Christmas! Then the Blue Moon in Rehoboth Beach, DE. It’s so many, many reasons to dress up and look nice – both things that come naturally for me!

Along with these prestigious performances, my holiday season will be marked by a new cheese log recipe that I clipped from McCall’s in 1978, when cheese was more popular. I’ve been holding onto it for years, as I’ve been blocked up since the early 80’s. Now with a high-fiber diet and an extra cup of Sanka in the morning, I feel like this could be the year.

I’ll fill you in, as I work it out!

XO and one for Jesus,

Miss R

Legs to Jesus!

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Legs to Jesus!

“V” is very, very extraordinary!

Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!

San Fran, here I come! I can’t believe a whole year has passed since I’ve been to St. Aidan’s Church in the Motherland! I’m making my return on Sat, Oct. 26th, and tickets are available right now! See the info to the right of this article.

How glorious to be reunited with Rev. Tommy and his wonderful and generous parishioners. It’s a great place to entertain on Saturday and a wonderful experience to worship on Sunday morning.

But I can’t stay for services this time, as I’ll be boarding the Greyhound bound for Tijuana! And there I’ll transfer to El Mexicana De Buso, which is Mexican for Greyhound. It’s pretty much the same, but your luggage goes on top of the bus and you can bring up to 3 chickens, as long as they’re in crates or on leashes.

I must get to Puerto Vallarta and join the homos of Atlantis Events for a sun-drenched beach holiday. The best news is that this year is twice as long – and that’s always good to hear. Two weeks in a lovely resort filled with buffets and Lyrcra and music and fun, fun, fun!

Then it’s back to LA for an Atlantis Events cruise to – of all places – Mexico!

I just never tire of the Third World.

XO and one for Jesus!

Miss R

I’m Still Red, White & Kickin’

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Visitphilly.com/gay

Visitphilly.com/gay

Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!

Good heavens, where did the summer go?!? I enjoyed an absolutely lovely time in Provincetown and Rehoboth Beach and Portsmouth and even Des Moines this summer!

So I haven’t been typing on my portable Smith Corona! I hope you’ll forgive me!

One of the highlights this summer was going to the lovely City of Philadelphia and taping a television commercial. We toured the city at the end of June and filmed in all sorts of areas, including the Rocky steps, the Liberty Bell, Betsy Ross House, Boathouse Row, and Independence Hall, which is pictured here!

The purpose of the ad was to attract homo visitors to Philly. (Personally, I think they’d have better luck just handing out drink tickets!)

So watch on Logo, Bravo and even the SciFy channel. Or just go to Visitphilly.com/gay and you’ll be able to watch me in action. Be careful! Watching this ad will definitely make you want to visit Philly and maybe even become a homo yourself!

Many thanks to my buddies Meryl, Bruce and Betsy at Greater Philadelphia Tourism and Nancy, Chris and Eric at Nancy Glass Productions. What a blast!

Smooch and one to Jesus!

Miss R